with the explanation out of the way, the rest of this waste of time can continue.
for the unaware, last weekend--wait, two weekends ago--i fell ill. i had the pleasure of going to the health center, wearing a biohazard mask, and having a six inch q-tip shoved far enough up my nose that my brain started pushing back. just before the doctor put the thing in, she handed me a tissue and said, "when i do this, your eyes are going to run like crazy and your nose will probably do the same." and indeed it did. as soon as it entered my right nostril my left retaliated, and yes, the tissue was very much appreciated.
following the interrogation, i got to take the swab to the lab, wait for results, and then be told they weren't really sure what i had. but don't worry, they were still confident enough in my illness that they banned me from campus for the next four days. those four days were thursday, friday, and the weekend. so two days of no classes and then no church. made for an interesting weekend.
when i'd reccuperated, i returned to find my midterms happily waiting for me; staring into my eyes with they're own and grinning sadistically. all things considered, they went alright. because i was having to play catch up and study for all of them at the same time i didn't exactly ace them, but as i knew that was coming, i planned ahead and things should still be able to work out fine in the long run.
this weekend, though, i'm missing class for a weekend by the sea rather than a weekend with the chills playing my roommate's wii. that's a welcome difference. also, the drive to san diego should supply plenty of time to read text books and sleep, both of which i always insist i'll do when i'm sick. then i get sick, remember how apathetic i become towards everything, and wind up beating guitar hero.
so yeah, should be a good time. a pleasant break from things for a few days--at least in presence. if anybody would like me to bring you back some sand, just let me know. i'd be happy to. just get me a vial.
watch for my next post, "joey fatone." as i've named one post after a member of n*sync already, i think in naming the next likewise, i'd be...
justified.
I only say I'm going to be sick because of the mention of germs and sicknesses in your post...other than that...ok, wait, the description of your doctor visit was quite repulsive and gross.
ReplyDeletebut other than that! i'm not sure what to do because i don't have a vial...! :(
I want some sand! And total bummer about the q-tip up the nose, that doesn't sound pleasant at all. And to save time, I'm commenting here about the cheating post too- oh my gosh! That is the most awkward thing ever....I think I would probably sob if I was that guy, in front of the whole class, but I guess if I'm drawing attention to myself like that...
ReplyDelete"your eyes are going to run like crazy and your nose will probably do the same." and indeed it did. as soon as it entered my right nostril my left retaliated, and yes, the tissue was very much appreciated."
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS! HOPE YOU'RE FEELING MUCH BETTER! SEND A VIAL AND I'LL SEND YOU SOME SAND FROM THE GULF OF MEXICO!
Ashley =)